Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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“Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy,” season 6, episode 10

Step right up, folks, and witness the magnificent medicinal miracle of Simpson & Son’s patented revitalizing tonic! Put some ardor in your larder with our energizing, moisturizing, tantalizing, romanticizing, surprising, her-prizing, revitalizing tonic!

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Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic*
Serves 4+

½ heaping cup medium-ground coffee
1 cinnamon stick, smashed
¼ teaspoon peppercorns, smashed
2 ½ tablespoons honey
1 ½ tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
About 3 cups soda water

  1. Place the coffee, cinnamon, peppercorns, honey and cocoa in a heatproof container. Boil 3 cups water in a small saucepan or a kettle. Pour boiling water over the coffee and spices and stir. Let brew for 5 minutes. Stir well and strain. Refrigerate until chilled.
  2. When ready to serve, fill a glass or bottle halfway and top off with soda water. Carefully stir. Give your kids 50 bucks and send them to the movies.

*Results are not guaranteed, but this drink will put some pep in your step!

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